The Frenemy’s rules on friendship

Loving this post about friendship from the Frenemy.

A few of my faves are:

  • and tell them that dress looks stupid on them but man, that skirt makes their ass look great
  • Realize you will never get those socks/that hair tie back
  • Tell them their ex’s new girlfriend is a bitch
  • Even though she isn’t
  • Serenade them with Total Eclipse of the Heart or You Oughta Know

Here are some others that my friends and I decided we’d add:

  •  if they want to record a video of you singing a taylor swift song while driving, let them do it – you will always reminisce about it later
  • always hold their hair when they’re headfirst in the toilet at a dirty frat party/bar
  • name your kids together and talk about their future play dates
  • be so close that no knocking is required before entering their house
  • hug and squeal every time you see each other whether you’ve been apart for months or a day
  • get excited about her birthday as though it’s your own, maybe even more so
  • forgive her when she turns into a drunk, weeping diva on her birthday, you’ll have your turn
  • share a bed, unless she snores or wheezes, then do obnoxious impressions of her and explain how you won’t let that shit interfere with your beauty sleep

What would you add?

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